Me: (referring to the 8 yo) …then she was so eager to get back to reading her Captain Underpants book. she pitched a fit about doing her worksheets and got in trouble.
12 yo: You know Captain Underpants is partly pornagraphic novel right?
Me: Captain Underpants IS NOT pornagraphic what are you talking about? Why would you say that!?!?!
12 yo: Pornagraphic? I said “Captain Underpants…is…partly… a…. graphic…… novel.”
12 yo: I don’t even know what pornagraphic means.
12 yo: Mom? Mom?
Me: Look at that cloud over there.